Adventuring, exploring ruins, accidentally unleashing the apocalypse, saving the world… you’ve done it all, and so has Argus. And, frankly, he’s a bit fed up with the whole thing. He used to be a wizard, which was fine and all, but he’s in his 30’s now, and he wants to settle down, get some peace and quiet.
But that’s not easy to get with all those spikey-haired buffoons dragging their giant swords around and ruining the pavement. Especially when you’re trying to keep a dangerous artefact hidden from meddling heroes with a chosen one complex.